"While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife." Attributed to Iraqi radio announcer, Baghdad Betty, trying to demoralize our Gulf War troops, actually a Johnny Carson gag that went viral.
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