"Ketchup is destructive of all that is right and just about a properly
assembled hot dog... Ketchup smothers the flavor of the hot dog because
ketchup makers add sugar to their products. That takes the edge off the
highly acidic tomatoes, but it takes the edge off everything else,
too... Put ketchup on it and a kid will swallow anything — and from
there it's a straight shot to Velveeta cheese, Franco-American
spaghetti, and Deborah Norville."
"My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs are mental patients, and Texans."
“No, I won’t condemn anyone for putting ketchup on a hot dog. This is
the land of the free. And if someone wants to put ketchup on a hot dog
and actually eat the awful thing, that is their right."
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